The name is Jasmine Shum. You are more than welcome to refer me as Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Just a fat cat who strives to be fabulous and berry punny. .

My one and only Sherlock
My one and only Moriarty

fat cat(s) eating.



realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*

(via orangidays)

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

(via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


SO DID I

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

SO DID I

(Source: hashitaka, via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)

— (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: theeducatedqueen, via itzchristie)


thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

(via laughingsohardicrashedthetardis)

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

(via laughingsohardicrashedthetardis)

(Source: only----gifs, via nyretenti)

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

(via laughingsohardicrashedthetardis)

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

(via kayamalie)

— Jonghyun, 140328 blue night (trans@ suncheonboy)

(Source: hankangwoo, via taemins--weave)


x

(Source: jonasbro, via izzzeyyy)

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs, via air-ianne)

sixpenceee:

The Axe: Make Love not Peace commercial MAKES ME SO HAPPY, SO, SO HAPPY.

Watch the original video here: X

(via chasingforneverland)

musicalluna:

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file!"

oh my god, it’s almost like there’s a real movie.

(Source: loveholic198, via theconsultinghusbands)

shisnojon:

honestly

(via air-ianne)

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr