"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL
i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE
SO DID I
I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”
So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..
+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead
The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.
So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.
what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here
The Axe: Make Love not Peace commercial MAKES ME SO HAPPY, SO, SO HAPPY.
Watch the original video here: X
CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.
"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file!"
oh my god, it’s almost like there’s a real movie.