Hey there :) The name is Jasmine Shum. You are more than welcome to refer me as Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Just a fat cat who strives to be fabulous and berry punny. .

My one and only Sherlock
My one and only Moriarty

fat cat(s) eating.



sistar-kc157489:

Brave dasom doing the blob jump launch like a boss on running man 

(Source: pervingonfemalekpop)

mojosodope178:

“trust fall”
“DAMN IT JOE”

mojosodope178:

“trust fall”

“DAMN IT JOE”

(Source: petapeta, via sodamnrelatable)

insufferablebasterds:

Parallels

Would it feel good to kill me now?

(via arb-ustus)


Original | gasaii
Original | gasaii

(via sexdarling)

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

(via sodamnrelatable)

(Source: showslow, via arb-ustus)

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via competitive-shinkicking)

— Charles Bukowski (via pathogen)

(via browngirlthinks)


— omg (via waakeme-up)

(Source: pureblyss, via browngirlthinks)


(Source: mayoade, via competitive-shinkicking)

— dude sitting next to me when he saw cap in that tight white shirt (via ewbuckybarnes)

(via competitive-shinkicking)


reallylameblog:

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

(via browngirlthinks)

(via sexdarling)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via browngirlthinks)

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr